Old Staff

Many have come through the hallowed doors of the World Of Vocephus...and gone right out the other side. Here, we keep the eternal flame going for these brief candles.


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Vinnie Spagolia & Alberto Roberto: December 2000 to February 2001

Keepers of the unfinished Adventures At Denny's, Vinnie & Alberto disappeared from the radar while WOV was still on Geocities. During "The Great Site Makeover of 2001", their work was lost in the shuffle and did not make the transfer due to lack of activity and reports of their bizarre dismemberments. Their work lives on, however, in it's original Geocities glory.

See: Installment #1 | Installment #2

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Ginger Somos: November 2001 to January 2002

Ginger Somos, who's true identity still lies in question, submitted a sum total of two articles and staged one brief but hostile coup of this website. While the self-proclaimed "World Of Somos" hit the net in early January of 2002, WOV was soon reinstated after a lot of name-calling and broken knee caps. Upon the re-coup, Somos disappeared from existence, and was cast into the murky bog of memory.

The disposition of woman transmuted into the strange new forms of men, Part One and Part Two.

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Dr. Cox Robotika: March 2001 to December 2002

Aside from one-shot ventures by various curious staffers, Doctor Cox was the sole provider of poetry for the site (except perhaps for the unreleased Hot Alicia poetry gallery which resides in the WOV vaults) It is suspected that the weight of the harsh, unappreciative world finally crushed Robotika's frail, rebel spirit...or he finally got laid, got a job and knocked-off the pretentious bullshit. Though the tongue of the poet may be silenced, his online legacy endureth forever.

See: The Terrestrial Toilet: Pooetry
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Guest Articles

Occasionally, a rare phenomenon occurs; someone reads this site. Even less occasionally, someone submits a guest article. Usually mentioned once and then never again, the guest articles have never had a home until now. Proof positive that anyone can be famous for fifteen minutes, yet can spread those minutes thinly over a lifetime.

Minutes: Baden Allen, Dragon Chick, Danny Castleberry

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So-Crates Johnson
#1 Keeps: Jesus VS. Han Solo [11-2-01]
#2 A Chat With Raphael [11-27-01]
#3 Too Ugly For New York, Too Dumb For LA [11-25-02] NOT FOUND

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Citizen L
#1 L is For Love [11-27-01]
#2 L is For Laden (bin, Osama) [12-22-01] NOT FOUND
#3 L is for Late Christmas Article [3-6-02] NOT FOUND
#4 L is For Loss Of Hope [6-12-02]

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