The Mike Files #16

by Micheal Castleberry

The 9th of January, in the year of our Lord, 2002.


Being as i have written for this glorious site for over a year, I'm a little dissapointed by some things... namely, a lack of hate mail towards The Mike...so, maybe i'll fix that.

I HATE YOU...

That's right, I'm talking to you, you worthless, pig fucking, NSYNC listening waste of space. You know who you are, you are a piece of shit... you read my articles and laugh like you have a god damn clue what I'm talking about, because you want to fit in. Your mother was a crack whore, and your father was in porn with Dale Akiki.

Your dad used to beat your ass and molest you three times a day, and trust me, you deserved it, if not more. People like you should be shot, you're so fucking stupid, you make the special olympics look like a science convention. Thats right, i insulted retards, you got a problem with that....... oh
that's right, you're a friggin mongoloid too... maybe I'll call you Corky.

Your mother is so hairy, she looks like Alf and Chewbacca had a baby, then proceeded to urinate and deficate on it. That's piss and shit for your Limp Bizkit destroyed intellect.

There, I've said all I need to say, good day