Stolen
by Gandhi Mangler
April 28, 2009
Half of the old Miscellaneous Non-Such links are active, but Engrish.com is still around, and still great. Spice up your conversations by substituting Engrish words and phrases!
Alcoholics - Liquor heads
An acquired taste - A very black, painful taste
Ask for assistance for items on top shelf. - Please don't touch yourself, let us help you to try out.
Attention! - All of you listen to mee
Beagle - Worm puppy
Best wishes - May a day great for you comes!
Caution - Be Dangerous
Complimentary Baggage Handling - Take luggage of foreigner -- no charge
Conformist - Monkey
Coroner's van - Dead body freezer box
Don't feed the animals - Don't put any part of your body into the crocodile pool.
Don't Litter - My beauty comes from your painstaking care and attention.
Donut - Holething
Douche nozzle - My inside cleaner
Energetic - Full of beans
Gay kid - Closet boy
Happy birthday - I congratulate you on the birthday of you
Have a nice flight - Good luck
Jump-rope - Rope skipping
Keep off grass - Little grass is having rest, please don't disturb them or No entrance to Greenland
Kid's meal - Lunch of child
Long time, no see. Let's get together and talk. - I don't meet you recently. I want to meet you before long. At that time, let's talk about the present condition to each other.
Lunatics - People who seem to be out of their minds
In case of fire, do not panic - Please don't worry if a fire is occuring
Milkshake - Whippy ice milk
No Rock Climbing - Prohibit climbing the rockery
No Roughhousing - Please restaintedly rough action
No Running - Please not to hustle
Open 24 Hours - Don't have a rest in the whole year
Organic - Non-public nuisance
Passenger Loading Zone - Temporary park only for getting off
Psychiatrist's office - Psycho clinic
Public Toilets - Rest rooms: Please use them without hesitation
Quiet Zone - I'm the national treasure and I hate noise
Refresh - Fill with a fresh taste
Refugee camp - Shelter for people who cannot go back home
Saddleback congregation - Church of Fruits
Sampler of appetizers - All kinds of cool food
Satisfaction Guaranteed - You must be satisfied with it!
Silence is golden - No Hullabaloo
Slippery when wet - Please pay attention to your safety in the rain and snow weather
Smoking Section - Smoking? It's so ok!
Stranger - Random friend
Thank you, come again - Thank you for coming to a store. We will wait for the next coming to a store.
Transsexual - Feman
Voice instructions - Easy-to-understand guidance is given by a voice.
Watch your step - Be careful of your feet
Warantee - Protection time
Why pay more for airfare? - Why don't you buy cheapest ticket?
Yoga Instructor - Yoga Pirate
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