Stolen
by Gandhi Mangler
April 29, 2009
I am the only person who will publicly say that a recession is good and a depression is better.
Unemployment
Rising unemployment is good. In the last century, it was normal for merely one person in a family to have an income. Only 20% of the population should be employed. Who would want to be a laborer, anyway?
Falling Prices
Companies who want to stay in business know that they can only squeeze you of what you have, because you can't get credit and spend what you don't have.
Environment
Less garbage is purchased. Fewer garbage products means fewer gallons of gasoline and water are wasted making garbage products, such as clothing and "food" produced with dead animals.
Entertainment
More people are stealing bad entertainment through the internet. Also, fewer people are purchasing professional wrestling pay-per-view events.
Idiotic movies make less money. Judging by box office numbers, only slightly less, but still less.
Incredibly-shrinking ratings and ad revenue have pushed television executives to actually consider the consequences of doing stupid things. However, they go ahead and do the stupid things.
News
With a variety of shooting sprees and numerous bail-out outrages grabbing the attention of the news media, I haven't osmosis-learned the name of any missing young white females since Elizabeth Smart was found.
Life
You have nothing and you will never have anything else. A depression pulls down rich people to your level. Your relative standing rises. All you will have to do is kill the super-rich.
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