These are a few of my favorite things: Sites that deserve a look or two. | |
 | The Jixby Phillips Page-O-Fun! - For general amusment, this is the place to be (besides my site.) I'm also a card-carrying member of the Jixby Phillips Web Community! [404] [Community page] [idle] |
 | The Onion - If you don't get your news from The Onion, you probably get it from somewhere else. You should stop it. |
 | Friend Bear - The best comic on the web. |
 | Exploding Dog - Sam draws pictures from your ideas. There's robots and stuff in 'em. It's cool. |
 | I-Mockery- Hours of fun and general amusement. Bright lights and flashing things, too. |
 | Joe Cartoon - The best damn web cartoons out there! Also features some very un-P.C. games for your PC! [blog] |
 | Eric Conveys An Emotion - Great idea, great website. Read it all. Twice. You'll laugh. I sure did. [idle] |
 | Diesel Sweeties - Web comic based on the life of a robot. He's in love with a former internet porn star. Trust me, hilarity ensues. |
 | Stile Project - Exposing the true worst of the web, and turning it into entertainment. Make sure mom's not in the room while viewing. |
 | Man Beef - I really, really hope this is an elaborate joke. [404] [archive.org] |
 | Radiskull & Devil Doll! - A ROCKIN' series of web cartoons. [moved] [idle] |
 | Bastard.com - Your daily dose of pessimism. [404] [archive.org] |
 | Time Cube - You were educated stupid and evil, and do not know you are stupid and evil. [idle] |
 | The Misanthropic Bitch - She tells it like it is...or at least, how she says it is. [404] [mirror site] [idle] |
 | Night Of The Creeps - Before you decide to rent that copy of Leprechaun in the Hood, consult the ultimate horror movie rating guide on the net! [idle] |
 | iSketch - Banana...skateboard...communism...? No, it's the ultimate online interactive drawing game! |
 Baiting.org [idle] | |
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| Dancing Paul - Paul dances for you, with optional moves, flashing lights and backup dancers! Dancing Bush - George "President" Bush breaks it down in your browser. The Prime Number Shitting Bear - Alkulukuja Paskova Karhu poops out perfect prime numbers. [moved] All About My Vagina - Everything, and I mean everything you might ever want to know about said female naughty area. [idle] Disabled Personal Ads - I don't include this link because laughing at the disabled is funny (snickers) but because after searching for my site on Ask Jeeves, this is what came up. Somehow fitting. Homepage Of The Dead - A tribute to the George Romero zombie thrillogy. Star God - Dammit...another psuedo-religious page. Bizarre enough to be linkworthy, though. [404] [archive.org] RatherGood.com - A lovely collection of flash movies and shorts. And true to it's name, they're rather good! [idle] Ant City - A giant magnfying glass, a busy city street...you'll like it. Whitehouse.org - Your best source for the straight poop from D.C.! [idle] Home Depot Weblog - Read what it's like to spend an entire day in Home Depot. [moved] Inflatable Doll Reviews - Rate it before you fellate it! Balloonapalooza - Balloon fetish...yeah. [404] Infidelity Today - A five minute test for cheating spouses. Questions include, 'Are you cheating on me?' and 'No, really...are you cheating on me?' The Scoop On Poop - Everything you ever wanted to know but couldn't stop laughing long enough to ask about poop. Eric Stoltz as Marty McFly - Yep...before Michael J. Fox, there was Eric. Ditched at the last minute for being 'too serious', though the world may never know. [login required] [archive.org] Phil, The Guy Who Would Make Videos of Himself Masturbating & Sell Them Online - Yeah. [404] [archive.org] I Hate You All.com - Yep. He surely does. Sporty Jesus - Jesus partaking in all things athletic...dig the kid sacking our savior! The Effects of Drugs & Prostitution - This'll make you think twice about both, kiddo! [video] Technical Virgin - Finally, a sexual alternative to sex! [404] [archive.org] [videos: Boys Can Wait | Future] [Saddlebacking] Trenchcoat Mafia Homepage - The homepage of the Trenchcoat Mafia. [moved] Guns For Kids - Nothing goes together better than poor taste and bad timing. [404] [archive.org] Male Chastity Tube - The key to a man's heart may be his stomach, but the key to his crotch is on your keychain. [404] [Here are some.] Answers From The Bible - Senior Pastor Brian Tamariki answers all your questions. [404] [archive.org] Catch The Sperm - Another fun game for the whole family. [404] [download Catch the Sperm 2.0] Genital Origami - Kinda puts an artsy spin on playing with yourself, don't it? [moved] eXtreme Elvis - The best Elvis impersonator that gets naked and assults the audience. [idle] [pages] Aliens Abducted My Panties - Say what you will, it's more than likely a true story. Fucked Auto - Pictures of cars that have seen better days. Fun for about two minutes. [404] [Here are some.] In-A-Gadda-Da-Oswald - I love this picture. [404] [Here it is.] Airplane Black Box Recordings - Yes...you can find anything on the internet. [404] [Here are some.] Suicide Note Generator - For the depressed, yet still too busy. [moved] I'm A Cow - A neat flash movie about the trials of farm life from a cow's point of view. [moved] Lowbrow.com - Low points in one's life, for all to share. [403] [changed] [archive.org] Know Your Zombies - Online manual discusses the subtle variations. [idle] Chick Publications - Christian fanaticism at its finest and most hypocritical. 24K Gold Plated DeLorean - Or, what I will spend my first $250,000 on. How To Name Your Emo Band - You've got a soft side and a guitar...now what? [404] [Here is an Emo Band Name Generator.] Wal-Mart Receipts - Derek's collection has been growing since 1996. [moved] [idle] Wayweird.com - A collection of weird crap...other than my website. [idle] Bonsai Kitten - Dedicated to preserving the long lost art of body modification in housepets. [moved] [idle] The Critic - One of the best shows ever lives on...on the internet! [404] [youtube] [All 10 webisodes are on the The Critic complete series DVD.] Psycho Ex-Girlfriend - Putting the "ho" in psycho. [404] [archive.org] [a new same-old-story] Berries Of Doom - Berries...of doom, and such. [404] So You've Decided To Be Evil - A step by step guide to get you started in the right--er, wrong direction. Vodka Chick - Probably not the sort of drunk chick you were thinking of. [404] [archive.org] Testimonial - Ever thought about drilling a hole through your head? Soda Play - A really fun thing to do with lines and stuff. Kill The Old Man From Zelda - You know you always wanted to, now you can. Poo - A really bizarre world of random chat. [404] [archive.org] Bad Candy - Devoted to stopping good kids from eating bad candy. Monkey Army - An army...of monkeys! What more could you want? [404] [archive.org] Virtual Bubble Wrap - You really can do anything with computers these days. [404] [Same thing] The Lizard Man - Something like a Spider-Man villian, but much less threatening. Head Bands - A nice list of all the bands with the word "head" in their name. Send A Crap - One of the best ideas for a business I've ever seen. [404] [archive.org] The Chunder Photo Gallery - Pictures of people puking. [404] [archive.org] Absurd.org - This is what happens when hippies learn to use computers. Meeza Monkey's Homepage - I want to think it's funny, but I just can't. [archive.org] Happiness In Slavery - This site says so. [moved] Search Bastard - The only search engine you'll ever want to use again. DHKY.com - I have no idea what this site is about, but damned if it isn't fun. Another good rainy day site. Public Transportation Adventures - Why do only freaks ride the bus anyway? [404] [archive.org] The Garry Show - A bunch of weird puppets or something. [404] [geocities, while it's still around] [archive.org] [It was a radio show.] Zoo Doo - Buy animal poop. [404] [archive.org] [Address is currently held by El Molina Mexican Restaurant.] [New Zealand zoo doo] [More] Cool Caption - Can you come up with the best funny caption for the featured picture? [moved] Dumb Warnings - If they have to tell you, then you probably don't deserve to know. Yet Another Jesus Page - Nothing new, I know, but this one is alright. [404] [archive.org] Mullet Madness - Mullets! Madness! This site has it all! Virtual Cow Tipping - For those who can't make it out to the farm as often as they'd like. [404] [Same thing.] The Mystical Smoking Head of Bob - Not quite as clarivoyant as the Toaster Oracle, but he's good. [Subgenius.com] Device For Perfusing An Animal Head - Something you didn't think you needed, but could probably use. Paul Is Dead - A great collection of clues proving that Paul McCartney is in fact dead! Stick Morgue - Gruesome pictures of dead stick figures. [404] [archive.org] Stick Death - Quality games and movies of stick figures beating the crap outta each other. [idle] Real Doll - All in all, it's basically legal necrophillia. Eeire to say the least. Buy A Cow Pie - Better yet, buy two. [404] [archive.org] Penis Envy - Worth a look alone for the look on the guy's face on the front page. [This face.] Jesus Diet - Jesus Diet For Your Sins! [404] Gothic Role Models - Spooky kids that give back to the community. Kill Your TV - TV is bad for you, and here's the essay to prove it. [Now with 34 episodes of an anti-TV radio program!] Weird Band Names - A very comprehensive, very humorous list. [moved] First International Bizarre MPEG Film Festival - First of many, we hope. [404] [archive.org] Semenex - This product cures an ailment common to so many men...bitter semen. Norad Tracks Santa - The ol' fat bastard is in our sights...terminate with extreme prejudice. [for best viewing, click in December] [Old Tracks] Eat Dangerously - The anti-diet page. Star Wars Personality Quiz - Find out which Star Wars character you are most like! [404] [Here's one.] Mr ABC and Friends Chronos Technologies Inc. - Time travel page from the future...check out the copyright date...spooky! [moved] The Massachusetts Road Kill Pages - The Unofficial Boston Drivers Hall Of Shame. Celebrity Vomit Page - Don't ask, just click. Strip Poker - Also known as the one good link I've ever posted. [404] [Take five minutes to go "all the way" to see a small picture of a vagina!] Tour de Butt - Pictures of various arses in varying senic locales. How To Keep An Idiot Busy For Hours - Finally, a high-tech version of the old school yard joke! [404] [same thing] Fall Of Satan - A really crappy, really religious game of sorts. [404] [archive.org] The Toilet Seat Reader - Rants and such...assuming you have internet connection in your bathroom. Hell.com - Take your time...this site's a visual doozy! Highly recommended time killer. Demonbuster - Free deliverence! Now, with swell MIDI music to further annoy demons! Dead Rock Stars Club - A nice list of those who have broken on through to the other side. The Great God Contest - My god is better than your god. Geek Erotica - Grab onto yer joystick,and plug this into yer USB port! Society For The Future Husbands of Britney Spears - Where I am proudly registered. [404] [archive.org] Jump The Shark - When good TV shows went bad...an in-depth documentation. [404] [archive.org] Video Game Music - A killer MIDI archive of that sweet 8-Bit sound. Bert Is Evil - ...and not gay, as we previously suspected. Shocking. [404] [removed by creator] [archive.org] [BertIsEvil.tv] Stinky Meat - Not for those with weak stomachs...but damn funny if you can stand it. [moved] Do-It-Yourself Pope - If you need more Pope in your life, then this page is for you. How To Blend In - Watch in amazement as Dean & Nigel...just sort of blend in. Bobby Lental's Fantastic Homepage - There is no truth in advertising on the web. [404] [archive.org] Running Man - Talk about your marathons...this guy's running around the whole damn world! [404] [archive.org] [He did it!] Chat with Jesus [404] [archive.org] Clownophobics Anonymous - Clowns suck. Church of Mentos [404] [archive.org] Super Jesus - He's not just a Jesus...he's a Super Jesus. [404] [Gospel of Super Jesus] Memepool - All the news that's fit to cut-n-paste. [idle] Half-Bakery - Almost the greatest ideas ever. Robot Frank - The story of a robot in a human world. [IT IS BACK!] Brad The Game - Get a life...better yet, get Brad's life! Virtual Crack - Send some crack to someone you love today. [404] [archive.org] Rusty Is A Homosexual - A touching story of understanding and acceptance. The Music of Charles Manson - This is the Chuck I think of when I think Rock-n-Roll. Who Would You Kill? - TV's most hated personalities...and the ones you wanna whack. [404] [archive.org] Kill This Man - One more reason to support the death penalty. Nothing.com - They promise nothing...and deliver. The Spam Haiku Archive - Over 15,000 Spam-Ku's in stock...watch the expiration dates... [19,000] David Hasselhoff Is The Anti-Christ - Shocking documentation! AboveGod - Finally, someone bold enough to debunk education and God! Ask Mr. Bad Advice - Q: Should I click this link? A: Yes. [404] [archive.org] [Mr Bad Ideas] Learn Air Guitar - Online tutorial makes it easy and fun! T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project - Exploring the possibliites of the miracle snack. The Toaster Oracle - The toaster answers all of your 'burning' questions. [moved] Anarchists Strange & Unusual Art Gallery - Art for the mind. [404] [archive.org] Whiny Goth Kids - Goin' Goth was never so much fun---er, I mean sorrowful. Goth Warning Signs - Is your child a filthy GOTH?? Use these tips to find out! [404] [archive.org] [Here they are.] RealityRun - Can you run fast? Hide well? Wanna make $100,000 in just 24 days? Click! [moved] Piercing Mildred - Say what you will, it's more fun than those Net-Pet things. [404] [archive.org] Dead Alive - One of the greatest, goriest movies ever made. It kicks ass for the Lord! [404] [archive.org] Santa's Bones - The Good News: Santa's real. The Bad News: He's long dead. Nude Man Carrot - You read it right. Now make with the clickin's. [moved] MIDI Karaoke - The site where YOU are the star! Of what, I'm not sure... [404] [archive.org] When Good Toilets Go Bad - A fairly self-explanitory link. Prom - Just one o' those pages you gotta see. [404] [archive.org] Save The Suburbanites - A good cause, or just because? [404] [archive.org] Crazy Grandpa - Not helping bridge the generation gap. [404] [archive.org] [I have posted these stories here, because the world needs them. --Peter Dragon] Jesus Of The Week - A new Jesus each and every week! Jesus.com - Jesus on the web! [404] [moved] The Darwin Awards - Death was never so funny. The Official Institute Of Cheer - And it is, too! Burger King Killed My Baby - Another self-explanitory link. [404] [archive.org] Above Top Secret - Don't read this page alone in the dark! Camp Chaos - Great web cartoons, including the Metallica NAPSTER BAD series. Horse Balls - Exactly what you think it is.[404] [archive.org] [video of horses playing with horseballs] Future Sex - Yes, but is it art? The Dickies Official Site - Possibly the greastest band ever. Mr.T Ate My Balls - An underground web classic! [404] [mirror site] Please Help This Boy! - You can't blame the guy for trying. A Woman's Guide To Peeing Standing Up - This one's for the ladies, but I like it too. [404] [mirror site] |
[updated May 6, 2009]
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