Hot Alicia #3: Closed Letter to WOV Readers

So I'm back again with two or three more observations about staffers. Thanks to an uproarious Halloween and the chance to talk and hang out with everyone, as well as the wonders of AIM, and also thanks to just reading people's articles on WOV, I have formed some opinions which I think are suitable for posting.

Desservo, blurb on you will start out in response to your I hate everyone article. Cox Robotika, well, countless AIM hours and a night of Ricky-O at my house have helped me to get past all that hair.

Let's begin now.

Ahh, so Desservo has a brain and a funny side. And all this time I thought he was just fun to look at. Well, sir, I must say you are a smart one. The best way to get people to notice you and respond is to provoke them. They will either come out swinging or defending themselves. I'm not sure which I choose to do, we will see as this piece comes along. I must say the bitch theme has come up a few times this week, but I am surprised to hear it from you. But that's ok, because you are, well, let's face it, an asshole. But in all seriousness, no, really, you are a jerk.

Anyway, this piece will not focus on him for too long, I also want to include a tidbit about Dr. Cox Robotika. Ahh, ye are a flowing mind spring of verse. You always sound as though you will spring into poetry or song, and honestly, I like it. This one has a certain degree of coolness that comes from nowhere else other than his "I just don't care" attitude. He doesn't care about what others think, he doesn't care about his lungs, and as he told me last night, he just doesn't care to wash his hair. He does listen well, though, and we will see how good he is about keeping confidences. By the way, I don't know if I ever want to ride with you in the Danger Mobile again.

Really, I adore Desservo and Dr. Cox Robotika. They are both great escorts and really fun people. I hope that in the short amount of time we have known each other they have come to the conclusion that they will keep hanging around me. Well, maybe only if they realize I was kidding.

Vomit God... well, I don't think he even really notices whether I am there or not. So I don't have too much to say here, although there is another piece in the works I wrote specifically for him. He's pretty quiet but I have heard a story ending with "I am a drunken Ghostbuster" that was quite funny. Hopefully he's just waiting to warm up to me so that I can climb into the dark recesses of his mind and report it all here.


Really, I think that's all I will get into for now. I had such a good time on Halloween, I can't not smile about it whenever it is mentioned. You guys are awesome.

If anyone wants to respond or wants to tell me what they want to hear my opinion on, let me know. If you just want to tell me I'm not that hot, please let me know that to so I can be sure to ignore you later. You can reach me at MrsDufay@msn.com.

XOXO
Hot Alicia