Asian

Crazy Grandpa
by Becky

My friend Mike came over yesterday and he is Asian. My grandpa is very racist, so I was scared what he would say to Mike…He asked Mike how long he had lived in Canada to which mike replied, all his life. My grandpa went on about how Mike hasn’t lived in Canada all his life and that he was a bastard. He asked me if he was my boyfriend and I said no and he told me "good idea, because you know politics." Mike couldn’t really understand him though, so he wasn’t insulted. It’s good that grandpa is incoherent.