Grandpa doesn't like the stove

Crazy Grandpa
by Becky

We got a new stove so the old one was put in the garage. My grandpa moved it onto the driveway. Let me explain to you, that this is no easy task. First you can imagine how heavy a stove is. The old man dragged it from the VERY back of our garage. He is 82 years old! He had a stroke last year! He walks with a cain for god sakes! So anyway, he dragged this heavy stove onto the driveway and proceeded to SMASH IT WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER! We still have no idea why he did it. When we question him about it, he has no fucking clue what we are talking about.