Opium

Crazy Grandpa
by Becky

My mom has a garden in our backyard as most motherly mothers do. Today grandpa decided that her poppies were not flowers, but in fact… Opium. Yes that is right- OPIUM. He ripped up all the poppies, claming that my mother was growing drugs in our backyard. When confronted, grandpa claimed that skunks had dug up the garden. Now you might be thinking to yourself… who the fuck cares if grandpa pulled up a few poppies… but ask yourself… HOW THE FUCK does grandpa know what opium IS let alone what it LOOKS LIKE.