Drunken Dwarf on Election '01

DRUNKEN
DWARF
SPEAKS
OUT!


The
following message paid for by the Drunken Dwarf for President Campaign.


Hi,
this is Drunken Dwarf with a special election 2000 message. POLITICS
SUCK! And I plan on letting everyone know how I feel through this message.
But in order to express my full rage...I am writing this before having
a lot of alcohol. I want to make some sense. Now on to the rage!


Why
the hell is their Republicans and Democrats? They are a bunch of fucking
power hungry commies! They care little for the issues but rather on
just getting power. It is High school politics all over again. Two popular
people trying to win so they look good, while not having a fucking clue
about what is good for this country.


Every
vote counts my ass! The president is chosen by the electoral college.
It really doesn't matter that much what we think. And they want more
youth to vote? Bull shit, they just say that to look good. All the while
they are passing laws to make it harder for youth voters.


Third
parties are a joke. They allow third party candidatesto run for president
only to make society think they are fair. But look at all the power,
money, and media support the two main parties get! There is no fucking
way a third party candidate has a chance. They especially won't win
since Joe Shmo just thinks he has two choices, or has to vote for the
party he registered as.


Why
do the two presidential candidates have to be idiots. Good candidates
like Ralph Nader and Sen. John McCain were held down by crappy political
logic. McCain would have been the greatest president, but he lost the
primaries because they are open. The republicans felt they could beat
Gore easier so they voted for him. Look were that fucking got us! All
the good candidates are left in the dust by political manipulation.
If they truly cared we would not have a crack head and a sex maniac
running for office.


DAMN
I AM SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED WITH OUR POLITICAL SYSTEM! I HATE THE FACT
THAT POPULAR VOTE REALLY MEANS POPULARITY CONTEST! I HATE WE HOLD SUCH
LITTLE POWER AND THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY COMES SECOND!

Damn I need a drink...I am sorry if that offended anyone. I just needed
to get that out. I will be back in the chat rooms soon so I will see
you there!

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